In We Steal From Old People: The Game, you play as a slimy little brick weasel on a relentless mission to hoard every single brick in sight. Developer One Big Sip delivers a chaotic action roguelike where you battle swarms of seniors and violently rip construction materials straight from their elderly hands.
If you live for bizarre, high-energy indie concepts that lean heavily into absurdity, this chaotic brawler belongs on your radar. You are essentially a brick vampire, and those heavy masonry blocks are the only blood keeping you alive.
- Fast-paced action roguelike gameplay
- Absurd, over-the-top premise about hoarding bricks
- Swarms of senior citizens standing between you and your loot
- A gloriously unhinged indie vibe
It is unapologetically weird, aggressively casual, and guarantees a memorable time for anyone hunting down the strangest hidden gems on Steam.
Resources: We Steal From Old People: The Game on Steam
